Recently, after getting this new camera, I have learned a life secret that I never would have thought of before-
Cameras help you "win friends and influence people!"
Thank you for the applause.
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Hello?
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Well, okay. . . . Maybe just win friends?
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Strengthen friendships?
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One last shot. . . Maybe. . .
Have amazing pictures show up on your camera because your younger brother {Corn Nut} got a hold of your camera and took a bunch of random pictures with it that add color to your life?
*ROARING APPLAUSE*
Yup. That's how you make your life happy and fulfilled, folks.
Here's the last new discoveries I've found:

Random.

Randomer.

Random (and cute).

And pretty much amazing.
Who said it was fair to have your younger brother be a better photographer than you?
Not me.
